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What are the best letters of recommendation?
£ s d

What asks no questions but requires many answers?
A door knocker

What relationship is the door mat to the door step?
A step Farther ( father)

What is the difference between a schoolboy and a fisherman?
One hates his books while the other baits his hooks

What tree does fire have no effect on?
Ash as when it's burnt it's still ash

What is the best flower for a Doctor
cyclamen ( sickly men)

Why is a young lady's bustle like a historical tale?
because it's fiction based on fact

what coin doubles it's value by deductions its half?
Halfpenny

What is more foolish then sending coal to Newcastle
Sending milk to Cowes

What's the difference between a market gardener and billiard player
the first minds his peas the other minds his cues
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